
Let’s start with labels – I’m Kawlinz.
I’m an atheist. If god made everything, then what made god? OMG infinite regression.
I’m an anarchist. People can’t be trusted, so let’s put a small amount of them in charge, and throw people in jail if they don’t want to pay said small group of people. This will work.
I’m a rapper. I got my wisdom teef out @ 22ish and temporarily lost most feeling in the right side of my mouth. I even bit nearly all the way thru my tongue a few times because of it. I’ve regained most of that feeling, but I still have challenges. Rapping is one of them, but chewing bubble gum tops that list.
I’m a rapper and electronic music producer. I like phat beats, and I like to rap to the phat beats I produce.
I’m a masculist. I believe that men are equal to women. I know that people use labels like “egalitarian” and “feminist” to convey the same thing, but those words are stupid.
I’m a Mixed Martial Arts / UFC fanatic. I have favorite fighters, but generally I just root for good fights – as long as it’s a good fight, I’m happy with the outcome. I’m zen like that. All other sports suck. Yes, fer real. Yes, hockey too. Calling me Anti-Canadian is cool.
My mom still won’t let me outside when it’s raining.
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